Clare calls me at work (her first phone call)

Here I am at work yesterday outside with my mate and my phone rings.

I answer, "Hello.....Hello.........". I get a couple of seconds of silence and then!

"Hello Dadddddddddyyyyyyyy!". She just made her first phone call. After a quick chat with Clare, with the little bonny lass trying to show me her toys via the phone. I said I couldn't see. She said, "awwwhhhhh".

I asked for Mummy.... Mummy was rather suprised that I was on the phone.

What a clever little girl! I better check my past phone bills now!